War Game

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[shooting]

Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.

Psych: Tell me about your mother.

Me: My mother? She’s an Asian woman, born in Vietnam. She studied translation in Geneva. I’m not sure what else to say.

Psych: Everything seems to be in order. You’ll be fine. Return to active duty.

[shooting]

Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.

Psych: What do you see when you close your eyes?

Me: I have snow vision, so when I close my eyes, I see lots of little grainy specks. Besides that, I see-

Psych: Everything seems to be in order. You’ll be fine. Return to active duty.

[shooting]

Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.

Psych: How do you feel about your country?

Me: I’m worried you’re testing patriotism. But if you kick me out, that’s good. I won’t have to risk my-

Psych: Everything seems to be in order. You’ll be fine. Return to active duty.

[shooting]

Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.

Psych: Speak your mind.

Me: Speak my mind? I don’t do so well with these open ended questions. I don’t really know what to think.

Psych: Everything seems to be in order. You’ll be fine. Return to active duty.

[shooting]

Officer: You were hit, but we’ve patched you up. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.
Psych: How are you holding up?
Me: I…
[war is over]
[I don’t know what to do with myself now]
 
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