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[shooting]
Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.
Psych: Tell me about your mother.
Me: My mother? She’s an Asian woman, born in Vietnam. She studied translation in Geneva. I’m not sure what else to say.
Psych: Everything seems to be in order. You’ll be fine. Return to active duty.
[shooting]
Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.
Psych: What do you see when you close your eyes?
Me: I have snow vision, so when I close my eyes, I see lots of little grainy specks. Besides that, I see-
Psych: Everything seems to be in order. You’ll be fine. Return to active duty.
[shooting]
Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.
Psych: How do you feel about your country?
Me: I’m worried you’re testing patriotism. But if you kick me out, that’s good. I won’t have to risk my-
[shooting]
Officer: Five confirmed kills. Good job. Report for mandatory psych evaluation.
Psych: Speak your mind.
Me: Speak my mind? I don’t do so well with these open ended questions. I don’t really know what to think.
[shooting]