My band told me we’re doing a photoshoot. The bassist did my hair, and the vocalist taught me how to apply eyeshadow. Here’s the results:

Apparently, this photo is a lot sexier than my normal photo, because a lot of girls are commenting on it (positively). Even girls whom I had written off, because our last interaction had ended so badly, I figured any further attempts at pursuing them was a lost cause. Here are the two most entertaining examples:

For this next anecdote, please note that the last time I spoke to Girl B was in February, and the very last exchange back then was:

Today, she initiates a conversation with me: