The morning after I posted the hack thing, they put a BIOS password on the bootup. How'd they figure out my trick? First theory: They knew about the vulnerability for a while now. However, adding a password on the bootup sequence means that any time someone "accidentally" reboots the machine, someone has to go over and type in the password before customers can use it again. So they didn't bother until I showed up, and they're gonna remove it again after a month or so. It's a hotel, so no one stays there long. Second theory: They actually log the stuff being sent over the wires, and so they actually saw the string "F8" appear in the outgoing text, and figured out from that what I did. If that's the case, Leafy Person may have to change her password, as that would appear in the logs too.
On the plane back, they gave me these "Beverley's Butterscotch Chocolate Chip Blondie" that are the goddamn best form of pastry I've ever had. I brought home a label, but whichever company made these is too stupid/old fashioned to put an URL. How am I supposed to order a case full of these if I can't e-mail them?

When I got back home, I found menstrual pads in the thrash, and panties and flyers for Domino Pizzas strewn all over the place, and a dildo that looks like it broke from overuse. Looks like some members of The Army had a good time here.
"flyers for Domino Pizzas strewn all over the place, and a dildo that looks like it broke from overuse" part is fiction.