Note that this story introduces a new icon, called "bodily functions and other 'gross' stuff". If you don't wanna hear that kind of stuff, don't read this post.

We ate the special meal I prepared and I immediately start having a stomach ache and couldn't stop farting.

I stumbled into the bathroom, and diarrhea let loose. Massive diarrhea. Diarrhea of the likes I've never seen before, not even on obscure Japanese scat porn. So much was coming out of me, it was like having the faucet of my bathroom sink on full blast.

I could actually compare, because my diarrhea was threatning to overflow out of the toilet. I flushed, but after flushing, there's a delay before you could flush again, and the stuff just kept coming out. I had to remove the top of the back of the toilet, and turn the faucet on full blast to try to fill up the reservoir more quickly so that I could flush more quickly. That's how much was coming out of me.

There was no sense in using toilet paper at that point, as my legs are pretty covered, so I had to take a shower afterwards.

I had to explain to Mei why I had showered. I told her if she had brought her camera, we could have sold this as a scat porn (even though the "main star" was male), and made a fucking lot of money. 'Cause that was MASSIVE diarrhea of the likes I've never seen before.

The next day, Mei told me I had to wash the bathroom, because apparently I had gotten some on the side of the sink and on the floor and stuff.