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That awkward moment when you're gulping down some 7up, and you smell the scent of urine on the can...

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:20:38 +0000

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Who could have predicted that in 2012, Microsoft would try to PR-humanize itself via memes like "On nom nom" on your Facebook wall?

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 00:54:17 +0000

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Had lucid dream where sexy times was interrupted 'cause I had to edit my gconf file to get my screen resolution to match the native LCD one.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:09:21 +0000

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My roommate is out of town. I took the luxury of watching porn at full volume at 4AM, not realizing one of her friends was sleeping over.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 06:06:08 +0000

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@SimonLudgate Wait, you thought I said "shovel"? I said "You can't just shuffle this shit!"!

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:21:40 +0000

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I love animated gifs. I should make a book with all my favorite gifs in it!

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 00:08:02 +0000

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Women in Startups Quote from Brazen Careerist

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:50:21 +0000

http://blog.penelopetrunk.com/2011/10/26/what-startup-lifes-really-like/

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Candid camera/just for laughs idea

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:46:57 +0000

A construction worker is putting up a plaque on the wall that says “do not post signs on this wall”, but is interrupted and asks a bystander to hold up the sign in place against the wall while he goes off to do something. A cop comes by, and tells the bystander that they can’t put that here because of the sign. When the bystander puts it down, someone else comes along and puts a sign up and the cop is fine with that because there’s nothing saying you can’t put signs up.

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"Archipelago: Noun. Something resembling an archipelago." GEE, THANKS MERRIAM-WEBSTER!!!

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:57:27 +0000

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I like this typo: "they randomly went into space for no raisin."

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:11:05 +0000

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Attention game designers: I thought about buying Ghost Busters the Videogame for $2.50, but then changed my mind because there's no co-op.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:17:39 +0000

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In helping me repair my laptop, my coworker is literally re-enacting a scene from the matrix, where gibberish scrolls by at blinding speeds.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 11:45:52 +0000

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@twiss what's your tumblr URL?

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 11:02:25 +0000

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Ubuntu 11.10 is generally an big improvement over 11.04, but I don't like how alt-tab switches between apps rather than between windows.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:49:45 +0000

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My game randomly pulls pictures from Reddit. Someone posted a pic of a decapitated bird. Suddenly, my game is a horror game. =(

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:29:46 +0000

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http://t.co/N3Lf0sDq #thisiswhyimnotachef

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 01:01:39 +0000

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It just occurred to me that putting olives in the cheese of a cheeseburger might be an awesomely delicious idea. #thisiswhyimnotachef

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 17:32:31 +0000

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I haven't drummed in like a year but when 明鏡止水 (feat. あさき) by Tomosuke randomly came on from my mp3s I just HAD to get behind the set again.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:44:39 +0000

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If your entire OS were under git,you could use git-bisect to find out which security/driver/software update broke the thing that just broke.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 14:38:53 +0000

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Aaaaaaaaaaand now it's generating masturbation jokes. Welp, it was good while it lasted.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:49:58 +0000

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I hope it generates that Venture game next. I wanna play it. It sounds fun.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:49:34 +0000

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Now my brain is generating the text of the book itself: "What's behind door number 3?", chapter 1, opens with a knock-knock joke.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:46:49 +0000

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If any of this were real (e.g. if Sid Meier's game, those 2 books, those mods, etc. existed), this would easily be Time Magazine stuff!

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:14:15 +0000

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Example 3: Sid Meier's next game "Venture", and the psychology behind how it targets the "macro" part of you're brain's planning structure.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:11:21 +0000

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Ex 2: book on doors,the socio-political expectations they convey in various cultures; and how his next book will revolutionize architecture.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:09:56 +0000

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Example 1: A survey of Portal 2 mod authors, and how they inadvertently contributed to the science of 32 vs 64-bit debugging.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:06:55 +0000

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I'm dreaming up the texts of high quality, in-depth articles. wish I could automatically transfer them to text, and not just forget them.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:04:48 +0000

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When I found out Metal Gear Solid HD is coming out on Xbox 360

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:26:38 +0000

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While dreaming, it seemed like epic plot; now that I'm awake, I realized it's just "Neb fights waiters in Mexican restaurant."

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 07:08:02 +0000

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Drank waaaaaaay too much coffee and now I feel weird.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:21:12 +0000

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Playing L.A. Noire. Damn aspergers made me fail the processing facial expressions mini game. =(

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 02:16:57 +0000

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@Encubed Damn, I missed you at #Otakuthon

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 00:23:05 +0000

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My legs are so tired, I had to pee sitting down this morning. #otakuthon

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 13:16:21 +0000

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Was designing paranormal/horror game; ended up with 10 nightmares last night. =(

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 13:15:04 +0000

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Great service via @gameaccess today: When game went missing, rather than charging me the "lost" fee, they gave me an extra free month.

nebu@gta.igs.net (Nebu Pookins) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 17:33:47 +0000

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